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My partner and I were slowly walking through London the Black Adam 2023 thank you for the memories signatures shirt and I love this other day, hand in hand, when it hit me: Oh, God, we’re that couple. You know the one I mean. The couple who takes up the whole sidewalk like some sort of four-armed beast because they can’t untangle themselves for even two seconds. The couple who always has to have their limbs touching for some reason, like they’re evolving into a human fence. I’m sure we make out in public too sometimes, when waiting for trains or reading in the park. I wonder whether anybody has ever fantasised about tripping us, whether anyone has felt a sting of irritation and thought: Okay, but is that really necessary? PDA, or public displays of affection, is generally held to be cringe and annoying. This is true even—or maybe especially—when it comes to celebs. Remember when Timothée Chalamet and Lily-Rose Depp ardently made out on a yacht in Capri, and everyone was like, “Please, God, why?” Then there’s Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, who, since reuniting in 2021, have engaged in some heavy-handed PDA on the red carpet (and at Lakers games, and at family dinners at Nobu, and at Dunkin’ Donuts…) to the general outrage of Twitter.
Tuesday night saw Prince Harry’s first public appearance since his father’s coronation, and I’m here to unpack the Black Adam 2023 thank you for the memories signatures shirt and I love this resulting car-based, cat-and-mouse hullabaloo. After leaving the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York, Harry, Meghan Markle, and Markle’s mother Doria were pursued by 12 or so zealous photographers across Manhattan in a “near-catastrophic car chase.” To evade the paps in a “relentless pursuit, lasting over two hours,” the trio hopped from their SUV into a yellow taxi, an ordeal that left them understandably “extremely upset and shaken.” Drama, for want of a better word, does appear to plague the Sussexes, and the incident reignites ancient kindling that’s been blazing through the Windsors, Mountbattens, and even the Spencers for decades. As you know, there’s always hullabaloo with Harry and Meghan, who seem to light up the internet with conflicting judgements every time they leave the house…or stay at home…or attend the coronation…or don’t. I vividly remember the hullabaloo over Meghan closing her own car door, the hullabaloo when she held her baby bump, and we’ll never know if she made Kate cry over dresses and tights or if the hullabaloo was vice-versa. Without googling, I’m trying to exemplify how much I know about this couple—especially Meghan—just off the top of my head. Because despite not having met the Sussexes, we’re all very involved in their business. Their lives are non-consensually thrust upon us, making us aware of their movements even if we’re impartial to them as former royals.
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